"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
If an artist draws something for you (without being asked or paid) I don’t care if you like it or not you’d better thank them so hard you almost punch your own teeth out with your tongue because that means someone thought “this thing that I can get paid to do I did for free for you because I love you and think you’re worth dedicating my personal time and talent to” and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you’ve ever heard than get the fuck out of my face.
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this
This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.
i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!
What I mean is that people on tumblr seem better at sympathy and know how to treat others but there’s a lot of homophobic people and swagfags who blame rape victims for what happened to them on Facebook.
(Source: ikantenggelem, via slash3s)
straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice
straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”